Nothing beats a good shin-kicking for sheer entertainment value.
*voteage*
Hum a lot.
Throw light objects at them (for instance crisps).
Eat all their food.
Kick them repeatedly in the shins.
Make them answer stupid polls (ahem!).
Send them junk mail/post.
Other (must specify)
Nothing beats a good shin-kicking for sheer entertainment value.
*voteage*
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"