<i>Ok, we know already we can be frogs and lick them. Also, if one can become a fish by eating enough fish, do you think it's possible to become a chicken if you ate enough chicken?</i>
If one can become a fish by eating too much fish then it's only logical that we could also become a chicken if we eat too much chicken, but I think that it has already been established that we can't become a fish just by eating too much fish.

<i>Do you wanna be a chicken?</i>
No, although sometimes I am a <i>chicken</i>.

<i>Are you a chicken already? Are you ashmaded óf being one and do you wear a disguise? ( I've heard wearing a hat helps a lot)</i>
As already stated, I am not a chicken so I have no need for a disguise. Hats are pretty cool though.

<i>If you are, do you make eggs, or do you just run around? If neither - wtf do you do then? O.o</i>
I cook eggs on occasion and I do a lot of walking.

<i>How do you like to eat your chicken?</i>
I don't eat chicken.

<i>If you aren't a frog, chicken or fish, the what the hell you are?</i>
The last time I checked, I was still a woman.

<i>I myself prefer eating it with rice. I fry onions, random veggies, add tomato crush and chicken. And noe, I don't wanna become a chicken, so I try to eat more fish than chicken. :\</i>
That sounds like it would be quite good and I would probably enjoy it if I ate chicken...but I don't .