Ok, we know already we can be frogs and lick them. Also, if one can become a fish by eating enough fish, do you think it's possible to become a chicken if you ate enough chicken?

Obviously. Haven't you ever become a chicken?

Do you wanna be a chicken?

I can't say I've ever felt much desire to be a chicken. I'm more into being a dog, so I spend most of my meals working towards that goal.

Are you a chicken already? Are you ashmaded óf being one and do you wear a disguise? ( I've heard wearing a hat helps a lot)

No. I was once a chicken, but I didn't wear a disguise.

If you are, do you make eggs, or do you just run around? If neither - wtf do you do then? O.o

I did lay a couple of eggs in my short time as a chicken, but I didn't run around. It was too tiring.

How do you like to eat your chicken?

Preferably cooked, although that's not completely necessary.

If you aren't a frog, chicken or fish, the what the hell you are?

Right now I'm a spaghetti noodle. I ate too much pasta last night.