Being a lazy bum is no excuse to not exercise

[Peegee]

I spend a rediculous amount of time online, mostly because I have nothing better to do. Anyway, I rarely exercise any more. I still don't, but just now I realised I could do exercises right here in front of the computer while...um...watching anime or something. So far I've figured out one exercise:

Sit really close to the desk. make sure the desk can support being pushed forward by a fraction of your weight (I think about 1/2)

Lift your legs up

Push off the table, tilting your chair backwards. Do a push-up-like motion, working your triceps.

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I don't have to tell you that if you aren't careful you can fall backwards. Anyway, I commission the rest of you to invent exercises one can do right in front of the computer. Get to work.

[Fuzakeru]

*Falls backwards* . . . Okay, being a lazy bum is no excuse but what about exceptionally clumsy?

[Rainecloud]

That exercise hurts the back of my head...

[Carl]

i like to exercise when am motivated, do a jog, with eminem "lose yaself" in the ear, you feel like ya can run forever

[Peegee]

Rainecloud: are you pushing off the corner of the desk? I dunno, wear gloves or a sock.

[Kirobaito]

I fall every time.

[Peegee]

Man I'm starting to feel good that I don't exercise. At least I'm not as bad as you guys <3

[Erdrick Holmes]

I demand this thread be closed.

[escobert]

I demand you to be closed!
you could sit back and do leg lifts while watching anime and such.

[Reason]

What is this "exercise" I hear about?
GIVE THE KIDS GAMES BEFORE SPORT TAKES THEM!

[Kirobaito]

Wait a second. Don't eliminate sports! I have no problem watching them. I don't play them, but my life would be over if I stopped watching them!

[Skogs]

I'll take exercise over heart disease any day, thankyouverymuch. Unfortunately there's not much cardiovascular stuff you can do sitting in front of computer, unless you dragged over an excercise bike or something.

[Calliope]

I take the keyboard and smack it about my head.

[Thunday Man]

no movement of my body! im skinny enough, i want to put on weight. im like 5 foot 6 inchest 120 pounds.

[DocFrance]

If you don't move at all and try to put on weight, you'll just end up fat and lazy. If you do exercise while you're putting on that weight, you'll turn into a muscular manly man... *flexes*... like me.