I was posting in my perfect moments thread and I happened to realize something . . . why do people compare romantic involvement with baseball.
Random idiot - How far did you get?!
Another completely hopeless loser - Second base, oh yeah.
Here's another question. Why baseball? Why not football, basketball, tennis . . .
Random idiot - How far did you get?!
. . . same as above - I got it all the way to the hoop then I dunked it.
*Shrugs* Any thoughts on the subject?
I don't want to get dunked.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
In baseball, there are three bases. It's like... um in romantic terms. There are three "bases"
First base - Holding hands
Second base - Kissing
Third base - Making out
Home Run - Sex
Strike Out - Dumped xD
Other sports just doesn't work. Well, maybe football may work, but what about the other stages of romance? There's only first downs, touch downs, and maybe a field goal in football, but it won't fit in with the romance. Doesn't work.
EDIT: Just another reason why baseball is the superior sport.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
Cricket could probably work. But Baseball has been used for so long, anything else is just weird.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Another reason why Euphemisms are bad, mm'kay?
I guess in cricket you could use single, double, triple, four...
...what would a six be?
home run. hahahaha. "Yeah, I scored a home run last night."
Sounds dumb ;D
Mugwumps, hi-jumps, low slumps, big bumps
You've got some pretty tame bases there..Originally posted by Agent Proto
First base - Holding hands
Second base - Kissing
Third base - Making out
Home Run - Sex
I leared it as:
First base - Kissing
Second base - Heavy kissing/petting
Third base - Oral pleasures?
Home Base - Sex
Last edited by m4tt; 03-01-2004 at 03:11 PM.
Mr Thou! Mr Thou!
Pfft. I always learned it as the Four F's - frenching, fondling, fingering, and fornicating.
ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY
(1) Eric Clapton is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
"Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
Kevin: You want to take this one?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Like warm apple pie.
Jim: Yeah?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yeah.
Jim: Apple pie, huh?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Uh huh.
Jim: McDonald's or homemade?"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0163651/quotes
EDIT:
Hate to say, but seems I agree with France.
Yeah, that makes sense to me!Originally posted by DocFrance
Pfft. I always learned it as the Four F's - frenching, fondling, fingering, and fornicating.
Mr Thou! Mr Thou!
lol, I wouldn't know. :P
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
only in america.
I obviously dont know anything about baseball or american football because nobody outside of america plays those sports seriously. although there are some things in football (or soccer to you secluded people of america) that could be turing into something like that, goals, penaltys, substitutes, golden goal. all have the possiblity of being turned into something stupid.
only in america.
Word/s.
Running the bases is fun.
So would an infield pop-fly be throwing out a bad pick-up line and getting a drink in the face?
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