Sex = baseball?

[Brian The Pink Shark]

as far as i'm concerned the team hasn't picked me yet

[Enoki]

Originally posted by Agent Proto
In baseball, there are three bases. It's like... um in romantic terms. There are three "bases"

First base - Holding hands
Second base - Kissing
Third base - Making out
Home Run - Sex
Strike Out - Dumped xD

Other sports just doesn't work. Well, maybe football may work, but what about the other stages of romance? There's only first downs, touch downs, and maybe a field goal in football, but it won't fit in with the romance. Doesn't work.

EDIT: Just another reason why baseball is the superior sport.

nah proto you got the bases wrong.

First-kissing/making out
second-touching/kissing below the neck but above the waist (the boobs , ok there i said it)
third-kissing/touching below the belt
home run- the nasty

or at least thats how it goes around here.:mog:

[Leeza]

I think Enoki has it right.

[Agent Proto]

Yeah, and Gau corrected me too.

[Fuzakeru]

Proto - tsk tsk tsk. Seems everyone is havin' to help you out lately. ^_^-

[escobert]

I think all the "I got to third base" stuff is stupid. You shouldn't be runnin it bout what ya did until after you dump them