Actually, thinking about baseball is a common technique for "keeping it down." Yet another link between baseball and sex.Originally posted by Marcus
Great. Now I will never be able to watch baseball without getting an erection.
Thanks a lot.
Actually, thinking about baseball is a common technique for "keeping it down." Yet another link between baseball and sex.Originally posted by Marcus
Great. Now I will never be able to watch baseball without getting an erection.
Thanks a lot.
ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY
(1) Eric Clapton is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
Well, the term "throwing a curveball" is generally used when someone acts one way at one time, but acts completely different the next. So it would be like being a tease.
ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY
(1) Eric Clapton is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
O....kay...
Shall I be the one to tell him that he's taking this way too serious? Or do we have volunteers??
*nervously starts looking in the back of the forum*
They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
Prevent inbreeding: Ban country music!
Save the trees: Kill a beaver!
Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole damn Chicken!
Is the infield fly rule like the age of consent laws?
*runs away*
Grab the opportunities life hands you, that's my motto!
Hah! I'll just chop off my bat to make sure that I won't HAVE ANY!! Mwahahaha....
Hm.
They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
Prevent inbreeding: Ban country music!
Save the trees: Kill a beaver!
Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole damn Chicken!
Touché.
They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
Prevent inbreeding: Ban country music!
Save the trees: Kill a beaver!
Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole damn Chicken!
XDDOriginally posted by Marcus
Great. Now I will never be able to watch baseball without getting an erection.
Thanks a lot.
[q=fire_of_avalon]What would a grand slam be? And what perverse and wicked things could be attributed to different pitches? What on earth could "curve ball" mean in this context?[/q]Several bouts of sex in one night?
Fastball = quickie
Screwball = kinky sex
Eephus = really slow going
Slider = Um. . .
About the curveball, what Doc said.
Don't forget to use a glove.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Maybe it's because baseball is the superior sport.
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