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    Default The John Kerry Voodoo Doll!

    My parents picked this up in Las Vegas, thinking it a mere novelty pencil. BUT, IN FACT, the grim visage on it is none other than John Kerry, and this scepter allows me to wield his dark power!


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    lomas de chapultepec Recognized Member eestlinc's Avatar
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    what power does he have, exactly?

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    ...being a boring, two-faced liar who is no better than your typical Republican and is owned by special interests!


    I mean, uh, he shoots lightning out of his eyes.

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    fortunately, Bush isn't your typical Republican so Kerry seems a lot better.

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    Which is why the word "neocon" was coined.

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    John Kerry? Sorry, I don't know the guy.
    "As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
    uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"

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    A weird power, of some kind, goes through my body by just looking at it... Sweet *_*

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    Spooky.
    You could've used it to vote for the other guy, and he'd win, or something.

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    I had a dream about John Kerry. He was dressed as Jesus, and he said he actually was Jesus, and because Bush wasn't Jesus people shouldn't vote for him. Then he claimed his mother was the virgin Mary, and that there should be a parade for him and his mother, because they were Jesus and the Virgin Mary.

    JK = Frickin' Weirdo *nods*

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    I'm still voting Republican.

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    psychotic, i'd like you to meet my black kettle.

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