spam.
meat should not come in a can. meat should come on 4 legs, unsuspecting as I draw a bead on it. Totally unawares as my arrow becomes the impetus that drives it from life into the hereafter.
course, I use most of the animal, except for the guts, when I hunt. most people here in Coldest Hel do. Those that don't are targ- I uh I mean, uh, tourists.
spam = evil.
though whipped cream is yum. and that comes in a can too.
