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[Peegee]

Feces is terrible to taste, but terrible if you eat a lot of MSG foods. As for pee-pee I think it's pretty acidic, so it doesn't wash down very well.

[Mikztsu]

I once tasted pee ( even from a mug) when I was a kid, and I really wouldn't recommend it.

[Erdrick Holmes]

By pizza rolls, they're tastey and plentaful. About 5 us dollars for a 90 roll bag.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

One word. Dumpsters.

[Dragonfire]

Easy Mac and Ramen noodles (cups/bowls are better than the package ones that you cook in a pot), all you'll ever need.

[Big D]

I've got to agree with those who've mentioned stir-fry. All you need is a wok or frypan, some margarine or oil (low-fat varieties are better), then some mixed vegetables and, if you like, pieces of meat of some kind. Beef, pork, chicken, whatever floats your boat. Drop a tablespoon or so of marge or oil into the pan, apply moderate heat, and wait for it to simmer; then add the meat, followed shortly after by the vegatables (no need to thaw the veges first). Stir gently until everything's cooked; the meat's a good indicator of how well everything's done.

[ZeZipster]

Ramen Noodles + Random Leftovers = Bestest Meal.