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    I'm assuming that people know that if you shave your hair it grows back thicker.
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    no it just grows back at a different angle giving the illusion that it is thicker. dont you people watch MTV?
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    I was gonna say that Enoki! YEah I have hair on the back of my neck but not really on my throat area. My facial hair grows like the true red neck hick I am. Just like Joe Dirt

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    Originally posted by Enoki
    dont you people watch MTV?
    Not if I can avoid it.
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    You grow hair on your necks now? Eh that's news to me, then again the hair on my head just sort of acts like neck hair since it's getting so long now.
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    Like much of the hair on our bodies, neck hair is used as insulation against cold. Evolution dictates that our invention of clothes and threat of global warming will warrant our neck hair useless, and will soon be no longer an issue. However, this will take several millenia.

    The other use for hair in humans is for reproductive purposes. The hair on armpits and.. "boing boing wink wink meow" is designed to 'harvest' the bacteria that feed on the.. products that those places create. The bacteria release odors that attract potential mates.

    ... And that's way too much you'll ever need to know about hair. Tada.

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    You gorrilas. I don't get hair on the front of my neck, but on the back of it i do.

    and wtf is up with pubic hair?

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    I get it on the front, I call the front the throat. Yeahm, it itches then burns when I shave it because I can't afford shaving cream.

    And I don't get hair on the back, which I call the neck. Hahhaha.

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    Originally posted by Thunder God Cid
    and wtf is up with pubic hair?
    Useless and disgusting.
    ('-'*)/ - "sup"

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    I have neckhair and Bright Eyes dragged me through Manchester by it.
    Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.

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    I've just noticed that I have neck hair. Thanks for bringing it to my attention, guys.

    *shaves*
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    I suppose this is a thread for males, since I sure don't have neck hair.

    I should mention, however, that we should avoid getting into the topic of pubic hair, as that would probably immediatly cross lines. There are places to discuss such things, and if you'd like you're welcome to join The Basement for topics that aren't appropriate for EoFF.

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    You have neck hair because you touch yourself at night.

    Boldly go.

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    Originally posted by Umi_Butterfly
    You have neck hair because you touch yourself at night.
    Great. I just saw one hairy fella out at dinner the other night and that's the last thing I want to think of while I'm eating.
    Figaro Castle

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