There has to be plenty of these saved on your computers. So spread the laughter..

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[tate] Ever see What Women Want?
[Tony] yea, i look in the mirror all the time

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[kohupiimakook] how can u connect two computers
[kohupiimakook] like lan, but without ethernet card
[suksu] with glue maybe

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[mh_] str8 up mf i was afkin 4 a sec & that mutha goes all stfu on me
[mh_] wtf? 4 nothin at all
* harm consults Oxford's Non-Abridged Gangsta Abbreviations Explicator
[mh_] gtof
* harm consults harder

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[Rjx] heh, kids need to learn through experience
[Rjx] you can't teach a person, you can only help them teach themselves
[Gauge] So they can gain levels, Rjx?
[Video`] I'm level 75 in life.
[Gauge] "BabyRjx gains a level! BabyRjx is now ToddlerRjx!"
* Rjx is level 34
* Rjx has learned "walk"
[Video`] Level 34 and you -just- learned walk?
[Video`] n00b.

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[Asmodeus] I hav3 to g3t a n3w k3yboard off my par3nts, brb.
[Kur0Tenshi] Why?
[Asmodeus] Th3 k3y b3tw33n th3 W and R k3y is brok3n.
[Kur0Tenshi] What keys that?

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[Nash] YES…they caught the bastard who made the blaster virus
[Nash] looks like he will be getting 10 yrs max in prison
[DDR4life] serves him right
[DROSS] Someone is soon going to discover how strangely painful the shower hour in prison is
[FiringSquad] He’ll probably catch a different type of virus in prison
[LexiusTheGenuis] poor kids virginity is going to the recycle bin
[Sczoyd] cellmates will probably be giving him some rather large uploads
[Antibig] theyll be installing some new hardware in his rectum
[FiringSquad] looks like his unprotected port is going to be probed
[Sczoyd] I hope he doesnt mind other men using his hard drive
[JSP] a roll like him is going to get rolled a lot
[Sczoyd] his prison mates are going to have a lot of fun with their new laptop
[ShinKurro] someone will find out a new way to spread viruses
[Nash] okay, that wasn’t really called for

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[kow`] "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
[SpaceRain] That's only 2 types of people, kow.
[SpaceRain] STUPID

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[tag] Ouroboros: lets play Pong
[Ouroboros] Ok.
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[Ouroboros] Whoops

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[mage] what should I give sister for unzipping?
[Kevyn] Um. Ten bucks?
[mage] no I mean like, WinZip?

Tag your it. *points*