why the hell?

[Citizen Bleys]

Originally posted by Loony BoB
Bleys, you suck, and you're not the be-all and end-all when it comes to jokes, man. I mean, c'mon. Some of your jokes were okay, I guess... if you're into that sort of thing, maybe possibly they could raise a chuckle. But dammit, man, 90% of them just fell flat and we all laugh and praise you BECAUSE WE FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. Oh my God, you just kept on doing them. It's like we're faking orgasms and you just keep wanting more sex. There's a moral to this story, really, and that's don't fake orgasms... but still, ...wait, where was I going with this?

Bleys, you suck and nobody likes you. >=OOOoOOoOOo.

Any good? >_* I'm not that great with insults and bring-down-type-things.

That was pathetic. I could pull a better insult out of my bum.

[Raistlin]

I thought Daniel did quite a nice job for his first insult. He's only been taking his lessons for a couple of days now.

Plus, the faking orgasms part was great. xD

[Citizen Bleys]

The faking orgasms part was good, but the rest was more lame than Frig7.

[Loony BoB]

Taking lessons? I never insult. I only state facts and opinions. Everything that I say about you and Aaron I believe to be true.

[Leeza]

Originally posted by TheAbominatrix
Jelly and jam here are the same thing mostly, but I was always told the difference was that jam was thicker or made with real fruit or something. Maybe I made that up.

And Jello is the weird wiggly crap made into cubes and stuff. No nutritional value! Jello Biafra!

Jam is made with the whole fruit. Jelly is made by straining out all of the fruits pulp so that all you have is the clear juice. They both make excellent sandwiches with peanut butter.

Jello just sucks...and it's made from cow bones.

EDIT: I thought that your attempt at an insult was excellent, BoB.

[Del Murder]

The most funny thing about BoB's statement is that it's all true. Perverted, but true.

[Citizen Bleys]

Alright, everybody with blue titles, out now. You can sleep on the couch.

[Loony BoB]

Oh, again? You want more? ;D ;D ;D *leaps onto the couch* Come and get it, Bleys~ *mwah*

[Strider]

At any rate, children. . . *coughs*

What is the point, anyway? I thought the announcement section was supposed to be for important stuff.

Or, you know, you could chase me out of this thread.

[eestlinc]

stand with me, strider!

[Yamaneko]

If you're going to have something dancing, at least put the dancing Stalin to Tetris music. Show 'em, Bleys.

[Loony BoB]

I'd say it's on par with the importance of most other announcements.

On that note, I'm going to check over them and make sure none have expired. I hate it when that happens.

EDIT: Done. That should be every announcement visible now...

[m4tt]

Originally posted by Yamaneko
If you're going to have something dancing, at least put the dancing Stalin to Tetris music. Show 'em, Bleys.

Now that I'd like to see.

<3 Tetris music.

[Citizen Bleys]

http://www.vespernet.org/stalindance.html

Go!

[Flying Mullet]

Originally posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi
Jell-O is a brand name. The proper term is "gelatin dessert."

Name brand word association is one of the more subtle threats to this nation's free trade.

Why bother? The other day when I rollerbladed to Kinkos to make some xeroxes no one complained.