This is the worst hypothetical situation EVER. What is it with you people and cannibalism?
This is the worst hypothetical situation EVER. What is it with you people and cannibalism?
ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY
(1) Eric Clapton is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
I'd kill myself. Being stranded is bad enough, but being stranded in Australia?!
Hoo, boy. No.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
What the hell kind of plane trip is this?
SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER
I'd do the most obvious thing to human nature:
Do a dance!
I'd volunteer to get eaten. That's assuming that if you mess with the collars, they'll blow up.
"It's an adult kiss...we'll do the rest when you get back." -Misato Katsuragi
[size=1]Soul Calibur r0x0rz my b0x0rz!
Actually... I don't wear boxers, but Soul Calibur r0x0rz my briefz0rz just doesn't have the same ring to it...
**Proud owner of the Mercedes Scar**
I'd wait for Dingoes to eat me, and then explode inside them, splattering everyone with horrible ruptured dingonicky shrapnel.
Then Steve Irwin would come up and prod at me with a stick, and New Zealanders everywhere would cringe at being part of "Australasia".
I'd take off the collar.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Are there Aborigines still in Australia? I'd find one of them.
Murder every survivor. Since all my friends would just probably screw me over to, i'll slit their throats and then eat them. Then i would walk inland, with their body bits as snacks to Sydney and then get their networks to make a movie about it.
To their families.....I'll say I'm sorry while I eat their child's arm.
And as you might have guessed, i wrote this in a bad mood.
"I think you'd make any (nice) woman happy... & I think you really deserve for someone to make you happy too for a change"
I'd dance dance dance 'til I explode~ :catsmile:
Wat
is
going
on
wtf
rawr
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