Cats vs. dogs

[Dr Unne]

<i>Instead, it crapped on the floor. It isn't fun walking into a pile of cat crap. So what if it's smaller than a pile of dog crap? It still sucks to step in it.</i> --RSL

At the very least, cat crap is no worse than dog crap then. And with dog crap being far bigger in volume and surface area, you have much more of a chance stepping in it. Plus, ALL dogs crap outside (or inside) in random places. At least MOST cats can be trained to crap in a box. My parents' dogs refuse to crap anywhere where there's already crap lying in the yard. So you end up with a mine-field of crap evenly spread throughout your yard.

<i>Dogs are loyal to people they love.</i> --Ultima Seraph

And they love you if and only if you give them food.

<i>Secondly the dogs that will "attack" anything are either a) abused b) guard dogs c) un-disciplined.</i>

d) hungry

<i>Thirdly, yes, cats don't need to be trained...</i>

Glad we agree on that point.

<i>Fourthly... since when did locks ever stop people from breaking and entering and possibly worse?</i>

That's generally what locks do. If they don't do that, why do people buy them?

<i>I'd rather be a communist than a facist. o_o;</i>

That sounds like something a COMMUNIST would say.

[Mr. Graves]

How can a person preferring cat to dogs make someone better than another, or make the person who prefer dogs to cats a communist? This is a serious question.

O_o

[Ultima Seraph]

Originally posted by Dr Unne
<i>Dogs are loyal to people they love.</i> --Ultima Seraph

And they love you if and only if you give them food.

The same thing could be said of all animals. Why? They're instinctive. At least a dog will love you even if you lack food in the hand. Oh yeah... and I never recall having to coax a dog to me with food... funny you have to do that with cats...

<i>Secondly the dogs that will "attack" anything are either a) abused b) guard dogs c) un-disciplined.</i>

d) hungry

Um... dogs don't eat people. I do recall five years ago or so... some owner died in his apartment and all the cats he had ate his corpse... hm...

<i>Thirdly, yes, cats don't need to be trained...</i>

Glad we agree on that point.

Oh my... you forgot to mention... that makes them worthless.

<i>Fourthly... since when did locks ever stop people from breaking and entering and possibly worse?</i>

That's generally what locks do. If they don't do that, why do people buy them?

Good question. Why don't they just buy a doberman pincer?

<i>I'd rather be a communist than a facist. o_o;</i>

That sounds like something a COMMUNIST would say.

And that sounds like something a fascist would say. I really hope you're as serious about the communist thing as I am about the fascist thing.

[Bernhard]

I love it how you take this so seriously.

[Leeza]

Our neighbour has a beautiful Golden Retreiver. It comes into our yard to do it's business every day. When he has his friends over, they come and do their business their as well. Nice dogs.

[Kirobaito]

There's no comparison. Of course, living in dawg country, I'm biased, but cats are just boring. I thought the point of having a pet was to buy yourself a friend? And if you buy a dog when it's a puppy, that dawg will love you forever. That's the way it is between me and my Peanut. (...stop thinking that perverts.)

Cats are stupid. I want to kill them all. Except the lions in "The Lion King." That movie still makes me cry.

[Dr Unne]

<i>This is a serious question.</i> --Mr. Graves

I think that's your problem right there.

<i>The same thing could be said of all animals etc. etc. I'm a communist etc.</i> --Ultima Seraph

[Leeza]

The kitten is so cute! How can a big slobbering dog be preferred to that?

[Kirobaito]

If you compare a baby cat to a large dog, of course the baby cat is going to be cuter. But try being fair and comparing an adorable little puppy to a kitten that claws you.



How frickin' adorable is that?



Who the hell wants to wake up to that every morning?

[Dr Unne]

<i>How frickin' adorable is that?</i> --King Bahamut

Look at that weird black outline. It's like some kind of aura of pure evil.

[crono_logical]

All dogs >

[Kirobaito]

Exactly. Is that a cat or a rat in Leeza's sig? And the black outline--the picture was taken when that beautiful pup was surrounded by cats. It was their evil aura that surrounded the beautiful dog, and his light shined through. Just that picture was cut from the real picture.

Nice recovery, eh?

[Dr Unne]

No.

[Kirobaito]

Is that picture supposed to be cute? Looks to me like the cat is laying in its web, because cats are really spiders.

EDIT: I got it! Tybalt is the king of cats, and Tybalt is evil. Atleast in Romeo and Juliet, he is.

[Tokki Wartooth]

Originally posted by Dr Unne
- Most dogs produce feces in quantities at least an order of magnitude greater than cats do, unless you own a cougar or something.

It depends on the size of the dog, of course.

Originally posted by Dr Unne
- Dogs are loud. Why would you want an uncontrolable, never-ending source of noise to live in your house with you?

Because dogs have that sixth-sense of loyalty to guard their house and their owners. And cats have NO CONCEPT of loyalty, because they are evil and traitorous.

Originally posted by Dr Unne
- Dogs try to hump you. I take offense at this.

I've had plenty of cats try to rape me as well!



How can you you say no to that face! Evil, evil Unne!