Originally posted by Dr Unne
- Most dogs produce feces in quantities at least an order of magnitude greater than cats do, unless you own a cougar or something.
It depends on the size of the dog, of course.
Originally posted by Dr Unne
- Dogs are loud. Why would you want an uncontrolable, never-ending source of noise to live in your house with you?
Because dogs have that sixth-sense of loyalty to guard their house and their owners. And cats have NO CONCEPT of loyalty, because they are evil and traitorous.
Originally posted by Dr Unne
- Dogs try to hump you. I take offense at this.
I've had plenty of cats try to rape me as well!



How can you you say no to that face! Evil, evil Unne!