*Women's Day*

"OMG, it's our Women's World Thingie Day! Let's celebrate it and be free of all the opression and stuff, even though we are more than half of the population, so we really have nothing to complain about because we actually have all the necessary power to achieve whatever goal we set to ourselves!"

*Men's Day*

"Ummm... Yeah. Let's grab a beer and have a farting contest, or something."