Where'd you get that? I want one!Originally posted by Ultimate_Sandwich
Anybody have one of those power asswashers in their bathroom? Puts you on the fast track to ass cleanliness at 200 miles an hour. Man that's powerful water.
Yeah I wash my hands, sometimes even twice
Nope, I'm a nasty person who doesn't wash their hands
You see, that's the beauty of diapers, they don't require any hand washing when you're finished with business
Where'd you get that? I want one!Originally posted by Ultimate_Sandwich
Anybody have one of those power asswashers in their bathroom? Puts you on the fast track to ass cleanliness at 200 miles an hour. Man that's powerful water.
I was my hands 50 times a day. It runs in the family, and I hadn't thought it was weird until just now. Thanks guys!
My mother was once trying to find out who'd made a mess in one of the bathrooms. Since my sisters and I were the only candidates, she smelled our hands and correctly deduced which was the last bathroom that each of us washed our hands at, and sent the guilty party to clean up.
After visiting restrooms, before and after cooking, usually after playing with my dogs, when I touch something I know is crawling with bad bacteria and other dangerous organisms. I don't carry around antibacterial hand creams and the like because if you're constantly killing the bacteria on you, you kill the good ones as well as the bad.
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You can buy one down at the power ass outlet wash warehouse depot supply store (for your ass).Originally posted by Dragonflame
Where'd you get that? I want one!
*Dylan
Oh yes, I always wash my hands (sometimes even twice! - seriously) after using the 'facilities'. When I was younger, I was kind of...obsessive about washing my hands, and they got dried out and such. It was pretty bad, but now I mostly only wash them after using the washroom, or getting them dirty, or if I'm using food.
People who don't are just...ew.
And, yes, public toilet seats are disgusting - I've never used one, and I plan to keep it that way. I don't even like public washrooms at all, and avoid them if at all possible.
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