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    Grin

    It would have plumbing, a seat, water system, candles all around (fire "absorbs" the nasty fumes from your poo), a magazine rack, and some pie

    Yes pie

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    What kind of pie?
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    Originally posted by Joel
    I would build it around my computer chair, and it would have wheels so I can go around my house, and it would have a little fridge for drinks too.
    You'll never get a girl in your room with that kind of chair.
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    Originally posted by bennator
    As long as it's soundproofed, I don't care.
    *high five*

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    Soundproof and odor-absorbant. Also, it must have a homing device so I can pee from all the way across the room and have it land in the toilet every time. I'd just have to be careful to not get in the way.

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    Originally posted by Gau
    You'll never get a girl in your room with that kind of chair.
    Oh, we'll see about that my blue headed friend!

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    Joel + Toilet-o-matic = . . . not a turn on. X_x
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    Originally posted by Ultimate_Sandwich
    My ultimate bathroom would have a shower, a sink, some damn medicine or something, and a place to crap and pee. Why the hell would I want to do anything else in the bathroom, dammit??
    Just a normal bathroom to do normal bathroom stuff, plz.
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    A computer built in, fridge, TV, all that good stuff. so I could sit there all the time.

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    If you never got up then wouldn't you end up becoming some engrossed fat man sitting on the crap-pot all day? . . . I don't think chicks will dig that at all. X_x
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    i'm not much of an obsessive sanitation freak, but stored food in and about the bathroom just sounds a little uncool. Besides, i'm very mechanical about the bathroom - get in, get out, get back to the real world. No reason to dawdle about with shower televisions or procelain throne accoutrements.

    So long as i have a functional bathroom with a shower, toilet, and sink, i'm pretty okay.

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    If it had a tv, video games, vcr, dvd player, cd-player, computer, fridge. Hell, I wouldn't LEAVE the john.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    Originally posted by Blanco Meow
    i'm not much of an obsessive sanitation freak, but stored food in and about the bathroom just sounds a little uncool.
    I'm in agreement with you, but for some people chowing down on a sandwich and washing it down with a soda while watching tv, all while they do number 2, is a dream come true
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    That's just sick...
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    France. 'Nuff sed.

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