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    The ultimate john

    If you were to construct your ultimate potty, what would it look like? Would it have a fridge and tv in arms reach of the toilet? Perhaps a tv built into the wall and a water proof wireless controller for playing video games while soaking in the tub?
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    I would build it around my computer chair, and it would have wheels so I can go around my house, and it would have a little fridge for drinks too.

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    A fridge would be a must. I also support the idea of it being built around the computer chair. <3 the computer.

    I don't play video games too often, but there should be a device that kept books and stuff dry when I soaked in the tub.

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    it would be my room only with a toliet and a shower thrown in. and a mini fridge i guess.
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    Two words.

    Mini bar.
    They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst.
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    I was just drawn by the word "ultimate". What a dumb thread. My ultimate bathroom would have a shower, a sink, some damn medicine or something, and a place to crap and pee. Why the hell would I want to do anything else in the bathroom, dammit??
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    Back from the dead. Now with heartier bread.
    ...I, uh, didn't mean for that to rhyme...

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    Originally posted by Ultimate_Sandwich
    What a dumb thread.
    Your momma's dumb!
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    Oh, now it's on bitch! Your whole family is the dumb one!
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    Oh yeah? Well your dad's friend's uncle's cousin's sister's niece's plumber is dumb!

    And this thread makes the world go 'round. :rock:
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    it could never go 'round as much as your momma.
    MikMan vs Stickman: Finally! After 3 years! EPISODE 4!!!
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    Back from the dead. Now with heartier bread.
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    Its also gotta have jetpacks on it so I can fly around the whole world.

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    I fridge that is a recliner. It would have a TV, a PS2, a computer, and a refrigerator all in the chairs. It would be most ultimate/

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    Well my ultimate bathroom would have your momma serving drinks!

    And I'm throwing in the towel after this reply. *walks away*
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    *sulks*
    MikMan vs Stickman: Finally! After 3 years! EPISODE 4!!!
    You miss Miktszu's Cloud and Nanaki? They're back, in a new world!

    Back from the dead. Now with heartier bread.
    ...I, uh, didn't mean for that to rhyme...

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