"The Ultimate John" sounds like a womens toy for me. >_*
"The Ultimate John" sounds like a womens toy for me. >_*
('-'*)/ - "sup"
What? You mean like a Barbie doll?
*acts innocent and ignorant*
They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
Prevent inbreeding: Ban country music!
Save the trees: Kill a beaver!
Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole damn Chicken!
I meant a pony.A very little ultimate pony called John.
('-'*)/ - "sup"
Hm. I doubt women would find that fun to play with....
*thinks*
<!--Maybe if the pony had a large throbbing armor plated cock?--><b>*snip*
EDIT: Watch the graphic language. - Murder</b>
They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
Prevent inbreeding: Ban country music!
Save the trees: Kill a beaver!
Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole damn Chicken!
*hails*Originally posted by Psychotic
France. 'Nuff sed.
Mine would be able to fly, and it should be heated for those cold winter mornings.
Chaos
Dare we ask where the "output" goes when you're flying?Originally posted by Chaos
Mine would be able to fly
Roman style for me. A public, communal trough, and a reuseable sponge on a stick to wipe yourself with afterwards.
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