Sparkle! How delightful.
"After the man was shot several times in the chest and groin, he said goodbye to his once mundane <s>life</s> <i>sparkle.</i>"
Sparkle! How delightful.
"After the man was shot several times in the chest and groin, he said goodbye to his once mundane <s>life</s> <i>sparkle.</i>"
I'm guessing whoever shot him didn't want to take the chance of him being the father of someone's kids.
Macbeth was the gunman.Originally posted by Yamaneko
I'm guessing whoever shot him didn't want to take the chance of him being the father of someone's kids.
SCORE ONE FOR SHAKESPEARE, BOOYAH!
Me too... =( Anyday is a good day for a Hitchikers reference =DOriginally posted by Xander
Damn, you got there before me ^_^
They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
Prevent inbreeding: Ban country music!
Save the trees: Kill a beaver!
Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole damn Chicken!
Thats great. Who knew all life's mysteries were found in the dictionary, along with the definition of Babelicious.
Sementic battles are for the ignorant
oomph is the best so far.
and i never liked eating life for breakfast =(
Mugwumps, hi-jumps, low slumps, big bumps
42 -- Hsu
I don't understand what that means, but my boyfriend is obssessed with it and thinks the fact that I don't understand is hilarious. He won't tell me where it's from...he is mean D:
Signature by rubah. I think.
Here's a more blatant hint: It's from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams. They are almost certainly the most predictable books ever written.
The meaning of life is so that when you die your soul is fed to god, thus giving god more life. The longer you live, the tastier your soul is.
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Service is better.
and this thread made me laugh thanks to Joel and Spuuky. And Linus who made the thread.
It's been done.
SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER