this thread isn't nearly as good as this or this understated gem or the hilarious comedy hijinks here
this thread isn't nearly as good as this or this understated gem or the hilarious comedy hijinks here
I've always been a big fan of this thread.
yes but that one fails to involve old buddy
I would have, but Mik ruined it. Thanks man.
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who cares if i read maddox?
Anyways if you dont like me typeing sentence fragments then dont read my posts.
"He owes allegiance to no one,
and will do anything for money.
He comes and goes like the wind..."
You misspelled "typing" and forgot the apostrophe in "don't"
Or if I don't like reading your posts don't type sentence fragments. *nods*Originally posted by Shadow
who cares if i read maddox?
Anyways if you dont like me typeing sentence fragments then dont read my posts.
Oh, and by the way, didn't I see you at Dairy Queen last week?
Originally posted by Citizen Bleys
You misspelled "typing" and forgot the apostrophe in "don't"
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It’s a black fly in your chardonnay
It’s a death row pardon two minutes too late
[...]
Chorus:
It’s like rain on your wedding day
It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid
It’s the good advice that you just didn’t take
Who would’ve thought... it figures
Mr. play it safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
Well isn’t this nice...
[...]
Repeat chorus
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything’s okay and everything’s going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything’s gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when you’re already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It’s meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
[...]
Repeat chorus
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
It doesn't work like that anymore.Originally posted by Citizen Bleys
Argh, Mik, don't you know that they never archive a thread if you ask
Nait, what the deuce are you on about?
You forgot a period.
Now why he would go and do a silly thing like that, silly?
('-'*)/ - "sup"
Bah. No one appreciates my jokes. ;_; The song is of course Ironic, and Bleys is a grammar nazi gone horribly horribly right.