I just got suspended :(

[Kirobaito]

EoFF once caused me to be suspended, in a way.

In English class one day I was on the chatroom, and this was back when Del Snizz was around. **cries**

Anyway, the teacher came by, and asked who "Snizz" was. She told me I should tell the rest of the class about it. So I got up and told her that Snizz was the master of smartassness, and is the God of a religious cult centered in the town of Griffith, Indiana. I said that I worshipped him as my deity, and that we were currently planning a mass suicide. She sent me to the office, because she actually thought it was true. I was only suspended three days, though.

So thank you, Snizz, as that was the funnest speech I have ever made. Wherever you are.

**runs out of room bawling over Snizzy-poo**

[Big D]

No detentions, no suspensions, not even any real warnings... except for that time when I was fourteen and the principal asked me to shave off my suave new goatee. Spoilsport.

[DeBlayde]

define moronicism:

punishing a kid for skipping class by making him stay home more.

i got detention once for flipping off the Football coach when I was a freshman in Highschool, but other than that, I was a good kid.

[Ultimate_Sandwich]

You were setting off fire extinguishers? And you're in college. What are you, some kind of moron? I mean seriously, fire extingushers. You tell someone a joke to cheer them up, not fill the room with foam.

I've been suspended about seven times. First time in grade 6, last time in grade 13 (OAC). Mostly for fighting/swearing/defying superiors. I don't think I'll be getting suspended from university any time soon.

*Dylan

PS: Fire extinguishers?

[SpiritWolf]

I got suspended for one day once in fourth grade. This kid had been making fun of my name for about two weeks and I had had enough of it and I finally turned around and socked him in the gut.

[Citizen Bleys]

Not exactly, but I did have a school councillor spying on me because I was walking around with books covered in swastikas.

...Which were from the school's library.

Apparently, being interested in WWII and Hitler made me into a dangerous vagabond. *rolleyes*

I notice that no councillors stalked me when I was reading up on Billy Bishop and other ace pilots of the First World War. Although they might have if I'd started with von Richthofen instead of Bishop--As I should have. von Richthofen had more kills, I was just interested in Bishop because he was Canadian.

[Leeza]

I have never been suspended. Skipped one class, got caught and sent back to class. I had one lunchtime detention once because I was chewing gum in science class.

[Erdrick Holmes]

I get suspended for fighting at school sometimes. Sometimes its worth it, some times it's not.

[Skogs]

Never been suspended. Got sent to the principal's office when I was in first grade for hitting the teacher. But she was inept, anyway.

[Carl]

You were setting off fire extinguishers? And you're in college. What are you, some kind of moron? I mean seriously, fire extingushers. You tell someone a joke to cheer them up, not fill the room with foam.

Just because am in college, doesnt mean i have grown up. What harm is it going to do to play a practical joke with one? We had a proper fire in our college the other week, no one used them anyway they evacuated the building and waiting to the fire brigade.

Sounds like you have grown old before your time Ultimate_Sandwich.
Shame on you......

PS: i also nearly got thrown out of school because i made a joke website about my school where ya could vote ya worst teacher and all other anti-school features. Actually nearly got sued for slander aswell

[PeTeRL90]

I got suspended for like, two days for stabbing someone with my pencil. They just couldn't leave me alone, and kept pushing me into lockers whenever I went by them, so I just got my pencil out one day, and stabbed him deep in his left arm.

[TheAbominatrix]

Fire extinguishers are fun... just remember not to do that stuff at school.

I've been kicked out of many places, though never school. My dad, however, went to the same high school as I did, and he was once suspended for telling a... not attractive female teacher... that he'd give her the high hard one if she'd pass him without his going to class.

[escobert]

I get suspended all the time I hit some random kid with my cast one day. I made a cley penis and hit a teacher int eh head with it. I told some crazy girl at school I was her father. I skip classes all the time. I dunno I do lots of dumb stuff. I do breakstands in the middle of the school parking lot after school.

[Shoeberto]

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The only time I've had any punishment was when my entire social studies class had a lunchtime dentention for talking too loudly during class. Hardly a punishment, all we did was had to sit in the room during recess.

I know someone who's gotten suspended for having a non-existant hit list because he told some prep that he was on it, and the kid ratted him out. He didn't even have a hit list, it was just something to get him off his back. I think the other kid knew it, he just wanted to see him get in trouble. And just a few weeks ago, someone I know cussed out a teacher to the point where she cried. He got suspended, obviously.

[Citizen Bleys]

When I was in Grade One, me and my buddy Paul* got sent to the Principal's office at least three times a week for swearing.

*Not Knox. Also not Adm. Konjar. Different Paul altogether. Never saw him after elementary school.