I just got suspended :(

[Lindy]

Originally posted by Moo Moo the Ner Cow
Nope, even though this one time I was accused of stabbing a child in the face/eye/something with a long piece of metal. WTF

Pssh, that's nothing, I once tried to unscrew a kids head with a screwdriver and sort of stabbed him in the neck with it, not hard, but still bad enough.

Or once I pushed a kid over when he was being mean to me, and he cracked his head open on the wall.

I once bit a kid on the arm, lots of times too, because he stole my sweets.

Bear in mind that I was about 5 or 6 at the time, but still...