Originally posted by ShlupQuack
I'd marry an android if he had interchangable parts.
"He slices, he dices and he even does your laundry! Watch him cut through this tin can with ease, then cut a tomato right after. Wow, look at that cut! Then without any hesitation he changes the baby's diaper. Amazing, isn't he folks? Act now and well throw in this free whisk set and extra pair of overalls."