OH MY GOD HELP!

[Calliope]

To make a long story short:

Kenickyotto: So, I'm all dressed and ready to go to school, and I see...THE SPIDER! and I'm all panicking and stuff but I figure I should deal with it cos I thought it was gone and it was only LURKING and so I opened the window to let it out and got my hockey stick and it FELL ON MY BED and I screamed and ran to get the fly spray and it walked around being spidery and then it started climbing and I tried to get it again and it fell again and I screamed again and sprayed fly spray everywhere and it was all spidery and NOT GOING AWAY OR DYING so I used more hockey stick waving and fly spray spraying and panicking and then I think it died. But my bus had gone by then cos this took about twenty minutes. =/. and I only had one class today so I decided to calm down by having a domestic so I got out the iron and turned it on and stuff and I KNOCKED IT OVER because I thought a piece of lint was another spider and then IT MELDED THE CARPET TOGETHER so now there is a large iron print in the middle of the carpet which I covered up with another piece of spare carpet but now my mum is going to kill me so I ran away from home.

WHAT DO I DO?

I thought about ironing the ENTIRE carpet so that people would say "oh my, that carpet looks rather peculiar!" instead of "hey, why is there an iron shaped carpet melding crop circle in your carpet?", but ASJKL;FASDJKL;FASDJKL;SDFJKL;SDFA

[Yamaneko]

Burn the house down and say The Butterfly did it. No one ever suspects... The Butterfly.

[Tokki Wartooth]

If you merely swooned, why would there be BLOOD?

[Logan]

Tell your mom it was the spider.

[Reason]

But it <i>was</i> the spider. Sort of.

Was it an expensive carpet? A new one? Go to a carpet shop and get some carpet brochures and place them strategically around the house?

Bleh, spiders are evil.

[Shlup]

Buy your mom a cute rug as a present.

[Calliope]

Originally posted by Yamaneko
Burn the house down and say The Butterfly did it. No one ever suspects... The Butterfly.

This is quite the problem, isn't it Ivy?

OF COURSE THERE WOULD BE BLOOD BECAUSE IF I SWOONED I'D HIT MY HEAD ON A ROCK OR A MARSHMALLOW OR SOMETHING AND I WOULD DIE PAINFULLY AND TARANTULARY!

I don't think it was an expensive carpet, but I certainly didn't think it would melt

"what? what mark? I don't see anything!"

[Tokki Wartooth]

You have rocks in your house? Nevermind that, you have MARSHMALLOWS in your house? And you never invited me over? ;___;

[Giggles]

You...survived?!!?


*patpat* I think I would have died. It sounds sort of like when the lady bug flew down my pants, and I freaked out, and screamed, and danced all over -- like there was ants down my pants! Thank goodness a SPIDER didn't crawl down my pants :o! :o! :o!!!

Only...I didn't melt the carpet :(

[Leeza]

It's simple. If you already have a piece of spare carpet then cut out the burned piece and glue in the spare piece.

[Kami]

Just tell your mom what really happen. Which is that I came over to wreck all of your carpet.

[Meat Puppet]

...
You killed a spider?

[Reason]

Originally posted by Giggles
You...survived?!!?

I would also like to agree with this. You must actually be a very brave girl. Don't mind your mother, you've faced the spider and survived; now you're invincible.

[eestlinc]

just tell you mum it's payback for making you walk back home from the beach

[Mo-Nercy]

Maybe you should try to get over your spider phobia first...

OMG LOOK! A SPIDER!!!~