That sticky toothpaste film.

[Ultimate_Sandwich]

I think you've been brushing with white paint. Toothpaste does not do that. Not if you rinse. With WATER. Directions to water: flows from most taps. Look for sink. Do not attempt in Nicaraugua.

*Dylan

[Shlup]

Originally posted by Dr Unne
I agree, what the heck is toothpaste film? Maybe you should switch to a different brand.

[White Raven]

What you need is one of those shrimps/crabs/lobster that cleans out fish mouths...put one of those in your mouth before you go to bed. Or one of those sucker fish, whichever works best.

[Meat Puppet]

But they go inside your gut and clean your bowels instead.

[Mo-Nercy]

Originally posted by Meat Puppet
But they go inside your gut and clean your bowels instead.

All contributing to a good night's sleep.

[o_O]

Sticky toothpaste film < *

My cousin had this tongue scraper, made specifically for removing sticky toothpaste film.