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    Default Lunchables should have more crackers!

    I remember being a kid, and having a lunchable...
    and I always ate TWO crackers with one piece of meat, and one piece of cheese... to make "sandwiches"..
    and I would always ran out of crackers and would wonder why there was so much meet and chese left! Until of course I eventualyl figured out that you're only supposed to eat 1 cracker with each piece of meat and cheese! But hey... I stil think Lunchables should put double amounts of crackers in there! Pfft..one cracker per sandwich! that isnt a sandwich!
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    I remember opening a Lunchable, only to discover that the ham had completely gone off. The smell was unbearable, and the ham itself had turned a stale brown colour. Plus, I had no other lunch, so I had to eat the crackers and cheese alone.

    And for that very reason, I hate Lunchables.
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    If anything they needed more cheese. And pudding.

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    When I was little and ate Lunchables, I would make something called a "Big Momma" in which I'd use up all the meat, cheese, and crackers and combine it into one super mini-sandwich. I could barely fit it into my mouth. :D

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    Originally posted by Shoyku
    When I was little and ate Lunchables, I would make something called a "Big Momma" in which I'd use up all the meat, cheese, and crackers and combine it into one super mini-sandwich. I could barely fit it into my mouth.
    Haha yeah, I did that too. Cept I didn't call it a "Big Momma" ... :P I also would mash the meat and cheese together and spread them on the crackers oO;
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    FF2j Queen Lamia, at one point she even gets Frionel in a bedroom with her and jumps on the bed and says "take me!".. before she turns into her snakey self. She serves as a mini boss in this game (as Queen Lamia).. and after you fight her as a mini boss, regular lamia's become random foes and later on in the game, Queen Lamia's become random foes as well.
    LamiaScl. an item that paralyzes foes.
    According to legend, she was once a Libyan queen (or princess) who fell in love with Zeus. Zeus' jealous wife Hera deformed her into a monster and murdered their offspring. She also made Lamia unable to close her eyes, so that she couldn't find any rest from the obsessing image of her dead children. When Zeus saw what had be done to Lamia, he felt pity for her and gave his former lover a gift: she could remove her eyes, and then put them on again. This way, though sleepless, she could rest from her misfortune. Lamia envied other the other mothers and took her vengeance by stealing their children and devouring them.

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    I'm waiting for Mik to come along and ask what Lunchables are.

    Actually... I don't even know what this is.

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    *shrugs* They needed more monkeys in them.

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    I was like the kid in the commercial where he'd have a brown paper bag with a smashed PB&J sandwich and I would curse at the sky. Damn you mom, why can't you buy me Lunchables like a normal family? And then I would get a cookie for $0.25 and be happy.

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    Lunchables need beer.
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    I don't know what lunchables are, but mixing meat and cheese? Some people are insane
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    Lunchables suck, they need to make more food in those things.

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    Never seen those? They're advertised quite often, Guu.
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    Originally posted by Guu
    I don't know what lunchables are, but mixing meat and cheese? Some people are insane
    Mixing meat and cheese is weird? Don't you ever eat deli sammiches?
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    Lunchables are good. They have mini hamburgers, hotdogs, and pizza!!!

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    Originally posted by Agent Proto
    Lunchables are good. They have mini hamburgers, hotdogs, and pizza!!!
    and tacos, corndogs, ...and even *gasp* Breakfast lunchables containing FRENCH TOAST STICKS...
    and now desert lunachles..

    yeah, lunachles have gotten creative over the years.
    But when I was a kid it was a choice if pizza or "sandwiches".
    Lamia's Tiara- Headgear in FFIX
    Lamia's Flute- Weapon for Eiko in FFIX
    Lamia in FFV- a enemy
    appearance: a lady with long brown hair, wearing a tiara...half woman and half snake.
    Lamia in FF3j- A Harp
    Lamia in FFL2- An enemy
    FF2j Queen Lamia, at one point she even gets Frionel in a bedroom with her and jumps on the bed and says "take me!".. before she turns into her snakey self. She serves as a mini boss in this game (as Queen Lamia).. and after you fight her as a mini boss, regular lamia's become random foes and later on in the game, Queen Lamia's become random foes as well.
    LamiaScl. an item that paralyzes foes.
    According to legend, she was once a Libyan queen (or princess) who fell in love with Zeus. Zeus' jealous wife Hera deformed her into a monster and murdered their offspring. She also made Lamia unable to close her eyes, so that she couldn't find any rest from the obsessing image of her dead children. When Zeus saw what had be done to Lamia, he felt pity for her and gave his former lover a gift: she could remove her eyes, and then put them on again. This way, though sleepless, she could rest from her misfortune. Lamia envied other the other mothers and took her vengeance by stealing their children and devouring them.

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