alon dont call goldes sun crap!
well... i dont think anyone in zeal actualy had sex, because they got purple hair, what sicho will have sex with some one with purple hair! (exept magus)
i think alfador is the source to all zeal, that's will explain why every body in zeal got purple hair, without a bouty salon at zeal (i cheaked all the places, not one!) and unless the 3 gurus are hair stailists, i think alfador is the mother of zeal, magus, and schala, and almost every one, that too explain why there is no king...