Single? I've got your solution right here!

[Peegee]

http://imaginarygirlfriends.com/

"Tired of your friends and family telling you to get a girlfriend?
Want to make that certain someone a little jealous?
Need a confidence boost? Just feeling lonely sometimes?

With an Imaginary Girlfriend, you can carry on a completely fictitious, yet authentic looking relationship with the girl of your choice.

Browse through our site and choose your favorite girl to see what she can offer as your Imaginary Girlfriend.

Just make up how you met and include any details about yourself that you want your new girlfriend to know. Within days you'll receive personalized love letters by mail, e-mails, photos, special gifts... even phone messages or online chat. Every Imaginary Girlfriend is unique.

The girls are real. The relationship is not. When your time is up you can break up with her for whatever reason you decide, and she'll write you a final letter begging you to take her back."

So now there's absolutely NO EXCUSE for you not have a girlfriend! Well there is one, it's that you can't afford to pay for this amazing service! In that case, you can't afford to get a girlfriend anyway!

Discuss this nonsense. Obviously there are customers. Discuss that fact.

I expect a lot of you to suddenly have girlfriends in the next few days.

[Strider]

I thought this was going to be a thread with just your phone number as the text.

But this is even worse. Dear me.

[Peegee]

I'd post my phone number just for a few minutes of interest when ppl start calling me, but I really don't care enough or want attention that badly.

This is scary. There are things I would want to say about the persons who subscribe to this service but they aren't really appropriate for a family forum. I just find it hilarious.

[Strider]

I wonder what features they have to ward off bringing her home to meet the family.

[Meat Puppet]

I'd call you.

[Peegee]

I'm definitely never posting my phone number

[escobert]

I wouldnt call you. Nor would I ever be that inneed of a girlfriend.

[Reason]

I like the fact that there is no imaginaryboyfriends.com

[Peegee]

There's a reason for that which would be way too inappropriate for the forum and/or insulting to women in general.

[muchacho]

that is one of the sadest websites ive ever seen

[Breine]

Originally posted by muchacho
that is one of the sadest websites ive ever seen

Hehe. For me it's THE sadest website I've ever seen... Oh God

[Kirobaito]

Hey, you finally figured out my homepage.

[bennator]

Yes! Now that's called putting the internet to work for me..........


ummmm.....

*looks around nervously*

[Ariel]

o_o

That sounds so... fulfilling. xD

Who would actually pay for something like that? =o

[RSL]

That was somethingawful's awful link of the day a few days ago. I checked it out and ordered three of them. I can't wait.