Single? I've got your solution right here!

[Jalbrean]

This is the coolest site i've ever seen. I ordered Carrie. I think i'm in love!

[Linus]

linus available for imaginary boyfriend duties, $40 a month

[ZeZipster]

Originally posted by Linus
linus available for imaginary boyfriend duties, $40 a month

So that's all this thing between me and you is Linus, just IMAGINARY?

[Linus]

yes

[ZeZipster]

Originally posted by Linus
yes

Here's your $40.

[Linus]

cool

(psst go to http://www.eyesoffff.com/forums ) people there get a discount

[Logan]

You cost too much.

[Linus]

that's how much the girlfriends on that site are charging. $40/month

[fire_of_avalon]

I could work for them and get 50-100 bucks per relationship. Is some poor sap's heart worth that much?

[Logan]

Well they cost too much too. 40 dollars for some lovin', maybe, but not for letters, those expensive ho's.

[Vandroiy]

I've got a bargain-basement deal for you ladies if you think linus is too expensive:

I'll only charge $20.00. In addition, I won't write or call half the time; generally I'll be too busy with the guys to spend any time with you; and I'll lie about other women's phone numbers that you find in my stuff.

BUT WAIT!! THERE'S MORE!!

For only one dollar less, I'll also forget all birthdays and anniversaries!

I call it:

BADimaginaryboyfriend.com!!!!!

Order yours TODAY!!!

[eestlinc]

I want to get paid to pretend I'm someone's girlfriend!

[Yamaneko]

Russian girlfriends/wives are the best. Russian boyfriends/husbands are not as good.

[Meat Puppet]

Mail-order brides?

[DMKA]

Holy $!@#, do people actually use this site's service? Are there actually members? Wow...I just when I thought I'd seen it all...heres this. This just...scares me.