So I come home from class refreshed at the realisation that psychology is interesting. I say hi to puppy and play with puppy. I walk around, look down.....

I see poo.

After grabbing puppy's face and putting it right up to the poo against her will I clean the crap up and throw it away....

I walk into a puddle of pee. My socks and pants are ruined. I just stitched them up this morning. The puppy tore them up months ago because I didn't kick her when she bit down on the pants and refused to release even though I yelled "No".

So I throw the bag of poo away and mop up the floor after forcing puppy to smell the pee.

Puppies are stupid. I'll spare you the details of puppy's punishment. It involves scaring her enough to go running around trying to escape. Hahahaha no escape! Everybody's out to class and the only person left closed her door!

Discuss the inferiority of dogs (it's sufficiently long enough since Unne's last post regarding this matter)