i used to collect messages from wrong numbers on my voice mail. i had this one woman who kept calling me and leaving messages for her friend Anneke telling me all about stuff going on in her life. once or twice i actually answered and told her she had the wrong number, but that didn't deter her. eventually i got a message from her saying "anneke, some weird guy keeps picking up your phone and hanging up on me and I don't think he's very nice."

In hindsight, I should have actually talked to her and maybe worked out a date or something. Then again, I don't like dating stupid people.