Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to Chingy.
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This person is a humiliation to mankind. He mutilated the english language, and now all the kids who listen to his crap are talking like sporks, with <i>thurr</i> stupid sporks. Oh, but it be cool. I don't <i>curr</i> about what people say <i>hurr</i> and <i>thurr</i>. <i>Err</i>body is doing it, and it's getting to the point that it's so stupid. Chingy, <i>yurr</i> still young, and <i>yurr</i> rapping about getting tipsy in clubs, hitting girls at the <i>holidae in</i>, and crap. <i>Wurr</i>'s <i>yurr</i> sense of dignity? You've ruined rap. I hate you and <i>yurr</i> stupid crap. Do everyone a service and stop talking like you have a slurring problem, and speak normal for a ****ing change.