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  1. 04-01-2004, 11:18 AM #1
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    I'm done getting ready for school. Here's a copy of the note I wrote. I'm going to drive to school, go to class, get reeeally tired, and put this note on my desk and dream my dreams until either I wake up on my own, or someone hits me with something. If it doesn't work, and they don't give me detention, I'm doing it again next week.

    "Dear Whoever finds this,

    Hi. My name is Josh Sutherland. I live at <<z>my address> and my phone number is <<z>phone number>. I'd appreciate it if you called my family and let them know what's happened to me. On my bed there is approximately $290. Give this to my sister, please. She deserves it for being such a good sister. Everything else in my room, clothes, etc. can go to good will, and give whatever my friends want to them. They weren't so bad to me, really. Tell my parents I loved them, and to take care of my cats. Depending on my condition when you find me, I'd like to have an open-casket funeral. Later on, you can cremate me into one of those reef things. I'd love to be useful for something. Also, next to my keyboard in my room, I've left a list of AOL Instant Messenger screen names. Please tell these people what's happened to me. Also on the list are some internet addresses I want you to visit, and maybe let them know what has happened. Anyways, it was a good 17 years and 10 months, I guess, but not good enough for me.

    Farewell,
    Joshua James Sutherland"

    Also, I'd like to leave some thank-yous to EoFF members.

    Thanks bossker.
    Thanks Squeegee.
    Thanks NeX.
    Thanks Chickencha.
    Thanks Bleys.
    Thanks BoB.
    Thanks Roogle.
    Thanks Spiff.
    Thanks Nicolas.
    Thanks Master Vivi.
    Thanks Mik.
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    Thanks Britt.
    Thanks Joaquin.
    Thanks Sita.
    Thanks Jewels.
    Thanks Kelly.
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    Thanks Rainecloud.
    Thanks Princess Usa.
    Thanks Proto.
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    Thanks Majken.
    Thanks Aaron.
    Thanks God.
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    Thanks Kildarre.
    Thanks CloudDragon.
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    Thanks Ally.
    Thanks BOU.
    Thanks Undying Angel.
    Thanks Stu.
    Thanks Zipster.
    Thanks Raistlin.
    Thanks Hootenanny.
    Thanks Rye.
    Thanks Psychotic.
    Thanks Kane.
    Thanks to anyone and everyone I've ever had the joy of meeting and talking to in my short, miserable life. I love all of you a lot.

    Bye.
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  2. 04-01-2004, 11:21 AM #2
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    *sniff* There goes a fine EoFFer if ever there was one
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  3. 04-01-2004, 11:41 AM #3
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    What, again?
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  4. 04-01-2004, 11:47 AM #4
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    It's been done.
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  5. 04-01-2004, 11:53 AM #5
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    Originally posted by Bahamut2000X
    It's been done.
    Nah, this is totally new and original. But *sniff* I hope he comes back to us, I don't know if I could take it if he didn't...
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  6. 04-01-2004, 11:55 AM #6
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  7. 04-01-2004, 11:55 AM #7
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    Nah someone else did it a year ago. Now who was it?
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  8. 04-01-2004, 11:59 AM #8
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    Someone KILLED themself a year ago! They didn't do anything like THIS! I mean, going to school? He's just abandoned us...
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  9. 04-01-2004, 12:01 PM #9
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    Ah, me dumb then. It's all new. I thought it was the same exact thing as last year. Guess I was horribly horribly wrong.
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  10. 04-01-2004, 12:34 PM #10
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    LAST? >:O
    Oh, **** you too. >:O>:O
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  11. 04-01-2004, 12:44 PM #11
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    Happy april fools :rolleyes2
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  12. 04-01-2004, 01:16 PM #12
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    Well if you're gonna say you're gonna do it then <b>DO IT</b> already.
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  13. 04-01-2004, 01:24 PM #13
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    I somehow knew you're gonna do this again.
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  14. 04-01-2004, 02:02 PM #14
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    This is a silly silly April Fools prank. You silly silly Linus you.

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  15. 04-01-2004, 02:41 PM #15
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    Oh wow. I hope things go well Linus, I like the prank. Heh I hope nobody takes this too seriously.
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