• Drunk Tank: 4 (They tend to give me my own cell, I don't play well with others when I'm angry and drunk).
  • Juvenile: 3 months.
  • Judicial Holding Cell: 1
  • Local Holding Cell: 6 (see "Drunk Tank" for 4 of them).

Cause as much of a ruckus as possible. Sing really loud and obnoxious like at all times. Sit on the ground and make them move you. Be an all around unpleasant and irresponsible prick.

Now, if I hadn't have cleaned up my act when I was young and got myself on a more productive path I'd probably be in a *real* jail by now. In there... Geez... I'd probably get the crap beaten out of me regularly, or worse.... *shivers*... Ima skinny little guy compared to some of the lads in there... *points at sig*