You're an april fool.
who, me? yeah. so? born in April. sometimes foolish, so what?

actually, I have a long history of April Fool's jokes. the first I played before I was even born. see, there was this windstorm on the first of April, nine days before I was born. my parents lived in a trailer at the time, and the one next door blew over and knocked into ours. My mom went into labor. then she quit. that was the joke. "I'm comin' out! I'm comin' out! here I come! get ready! wait. April Fool's!!!! AAAAH HAH HAH HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!"