He's a black mage. Duh.
A muppet
A remote controlled doll
A remote controlled clown doll dressed up in wizard garb
Some other garbage like "He's human, how can you say these things about some pixels on a tv screen?"
He's a black mage. Duh.
ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY
(1) Eric Clapton is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.