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    Default WARNING.

    Drinking V8 may temporarily transform you into an African-American, tapdancing male.

    Drink at your own risk.

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    And you know this how?

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    It's advertised as such, I just wanted to make it public, and spread awareness.

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    Okay...so you weren't actually DRINKING that stuff?

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    Eww, no.

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    Fruitopia. Brewed by hippies and distributed by a souless, multinational corporation.

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    I once heard a rumor that stated the following. The people who created it...are hardly the brightest.

    Snapple is brewed by a subsidiary of the Ku Klux Klan, as shown by the circle with a "K" on the bottle. You can also see a slave ship on the sticker.

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    Coke and Pepsi promote high blood pressure. I heard this was true, and that caffiene is the culprit.

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    I buy V8 in bulk at Sam's Club... Its good stuff.

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    HAY LINUS YOU HAVE TO GET TO BED HUH!!!!!!!!!!

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    I said I had to go. Not that I had to go to <i>bed.</i>

    Anyway, you're off-topic.

    Shlup, do you turn into a tapdancer often?

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    aspartame causes lupus

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    I'm glad you lost a star.

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    Originally posted by Linus
    Shlup, do you turn into a tapdancer often?
    She does. It's very frightening.

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    I've never turned into a tapdancing man. Wtf.
    Mugwumps, hi-jumps, low slumps, big bumps

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