Ha, Bleys found the one I found. Damn. Now I have to think outside the piece of wood ordeal. I also found such things as "how to regain your virginity", a cure for the common cold, lots of people selling money and alas, no lint. But my personal favourite, going only by the titles as I can't get further than that at work, is this:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...161050539&rd=1

Please tell me it really is what the title says it is, because that's so cool.