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    Ok, imagine you are a black, female, day-time talk-show host who launched Dr. Phil's career and every oh let's say a year or so around Christmas you have this special episode where you give away all this free stufb which are you're fave things. What stuff would you give away?

    Mine would be:

    -slab of vb
    -Seinfeld dvd (ooh that rhymed)
    - Patrick t-shirt
    - "jump around" single
    - Happy Gilmore
    - blue carpet
    - howler monkey
    - sex

    ok now u go.

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    a shoe

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    Street Fighter games
    Swords
    Guns
    Magic the Gathering cards
    Pimp hats
    and HalfLife

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    Nothing. I'm just a selfish greedy person who would hoard everything for myself, in the unlikely event that I ever got anything. I would tell people I had tried to send them free stuff, but that it had been lost in the mail.

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    My books, most likely. And letters, but they're far too precious and personal for me to give away.

    I would give away Steph, but I don't think she'd like being sold into slave labour.
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    Puppies and hookers.
    Mugwumps, hi-jumps, low slumps, big bumps

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    I'd walk into the talk show studio and start shooting paintballs at everybody for no reason.

    Stuff I like? Why would I give that away? Everybody gets coal.

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    I'd hand out those mobster hats people wore in the 30s.

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    Already got one.

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    Copies of your stuff or your actual belongings?
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    I would give away books from my book club.

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    Yes, Hoot, you really should give away your "Jump Around" single. Just make sure it doesn't fly my way or I would have to put it in the microwave.

    I guess I would give away:
    - shoes
    - Stephen King and Dean Koontz collections
    - MM CD's
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    Probabl some music cd which is cheap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guu
    Copies of your stuff or your actual belongings?
    Just things you like. Oprah does it every year. Gives everyone in the audience stuff like pajamas she likes and MP3 players and stuff.

    I would give out:
    -Game Boy Advance SPs
    -Game Cubes
    -GBA - GC Link Cables
    -Animal Crossing, Mario Kart Double Dash, Harvest Moon for GBA and GC, Wario, Smash Bros
    -Fleece bunny hats
    -LCD monitors
    -Boxes of strawberry Pocky
    -Rice cookers

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