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    Grin Stupid, "scary" movies!

    Which movies that have been labeled as a horror film did you think was really stupid? So stupid that it was really funny to you, or just made you flat-out yawn?

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    Dead-Alive...Not too popular so you may have never heard of it.
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    Return of the Living Dead. It didn't make me laugh, I just thought it was flat-out stupid.


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    All of the Friday the 13th/Nightmare on Elm Street movies. They're friggin hilariously bad, and not scary at all.

    I didnt find Poltergiest scary, nor The Exorcist.

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    The Exorcist was not at all scary to any extent of the imagination. It was just simply disturbing to watch.

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    Most of them, sadly. The biggest disappointment, however, would have to be The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1973). I wasn't scared once. Surprised: one lousy time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by metCloud
    Dead-Alive...Not too popular so you may have never heard of it.
    Wait... Dead Alive is a supposed to be funny. It has to be... On a side not, I can't believe Peter Jackson went from Dead Alive type movies to LoTR. Wierdo. Though I must say Dead Alive was better than LoTR.

    Thirteen Ghosts was pretty funny, but I think it was supposed to be that way...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheAbominatrix
    All of the Friday the 13th/Nightmare on Elm Street movies. They're friggin hilariously bad, and not scary at all.

    I didnt find Poltergiest scary, nor The Exorcist.
    What about that one you used to make fun of in high school? What was it... The Crucible or something?

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    Evil dead.
    I laughed through the whole thing.
    They must've had the worst editor known to mankind.

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    Evil Dead is a great movie. Whoa Peter Jackson directed Dead-Alive, I had no clue! I know Dead-Alive was meant to be funny but when I saw the cover I expected I to be more serious.
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    Most horror movies are stupid. That's why they are so great.

    There's something wrong when you're just laughing your head off throughout the Exorcist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
    What about that one you used to make fun of in high school? What was it... The Crucible or something?
    Oh oh I completly forgot! The Unnamable. The worst horror movie ever made, right down to the final detail. It was all just... bad. Rent this movie if you ever find it.

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    Here's the preview for 'the Unnamable'

    Stick to Japanese horror movies. They are better. Here's a pointless fact: PG is not scared of any horror movie except Ringu. When I first watched it I was pretty impressed that a movie could scare me (in *that* scene). What's impressive is that NOW I cannot bear to watch the movie as it builds up to *that* scene.

    If I ever overcome Ringu, I will never be afraid of any horror movie

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    Any old-time scary movie is hilarious to me. Back then, it was scary to others, but when I look at them, I can't help but laugh.


    I thought the movie "Child's Play" was really stupid. People being attacked by a doll... Ehh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hsu
    Return of the Living Dead. It didn't make me laugh, I just thought it was flat-out stupid.
    I was about to stay something along those lines.

    I was disappointed in it as a legitimate scary movie, but I did chuckle at the extreme cheeziness a few times.

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