"Today, we've switched Carl's FFVII with FFII instant game crystals. Let's see if he notices..."

"WTF? WHO PUT GORDON IN FFVII?? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!! WHY MUST THESE DEMONS TORTURE ME SO?!?!?!?!"

"And there you have it. Carl DEFINITELY thinks Gordon is a wimp, but will still try to play the game anyway."