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    My favorite funny quote

    Laguna: I feel a draft....on my butt

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    Old enough to know better, but dumb enough to do it anways.

    Blanche: "In the south we mature faster...I think it's the heat." Dorothy: "I think it's the gin."

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    (Paraphrased)

    Rinoa: But he would've just said "I wasn't ordered to escape" and stayed in prison forever!

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    one of my favs is the bit when selphie first flies the Ragnarok. Classic.
    *Insert witty quote here*

    "That's not a knife! This is a knife!"
    "Yup. And this, this is a crossbow...."

    Evil will always triumph, because Good is dumb"

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    I am the Beginning, of your End."
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    Hey, Ward, don't say that. That's not cool. Saying stuff like that isn't cool. Just for that, I'm gonna give you the CUCHI-CUCHI TREATMENT! You want some more? Huh? You want it?!

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    OMG just remembered this one.

    Think this is correct

    Squall:....I thought he was kidding
    Rinoa: Ooooo a dirty magazine

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    Kiros was the king of funny crap. Like this one....


    Kiros: And so, our hero runs for dear life...
    Disect a trillion sighs away. Will you get this letter? Jagged pulp sliced in my veins. I write to remember. Cause I'm a million miles away. Will you get this letter? Jagged pulp sliced in my veins. I write to remember!
    -At The Drive-In-

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    At the begginning, when Zell does his somersault, and (I'm not sure, havn't played in aaaaaaages) Seifers really annoyed 'cos he's gotn Zell in his team. Someone says something about Zell being lively, and Squall says "He's not lively.....he's just loud"

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    My Favorite

    Before the exam

    Quistis: Good luck Seifer
    Seifer: I don't need luck save it for a bad student who needs it Instructor.
    Quistis: Okay then... good luck Seifer.

    Love that quote

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    Quote Originally Posted by TasteyPies
    OMG just remembered this one.

    Think this is correct

    Squall:....I thought he was kidding
    Rinoa: Ooooo a dirty magazine

    I love that one!!!!

    ["What I give form to in daylight is only one per cent of what I have seen in darkness." M.C. Escher

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    mossy it was squall and quistis talking before Seifer shows up...the quote follows:

    quistis: Squall you are with Zell Dinhct.
    Squall: that guy? cant it be changed?
    Quisitis: sorry no it cant anyway whats wrong with Zell he's lively
    Squall: Lively?... no he's just plain loud.

    possibly not completely accurate but that was the situation as I remember it.

    one of mine is Laguna ward and Kiros

    Kiros: This is it we're lost arent we
    Laguna: Ahh no were not lost we're patrolling
    Ward: Were lost
    Kiros: Laguna did you bring the right map?
    Laguna: Of course I did
    Ward: That's not on the map
    Laguna: Umm Guys I brought the wrong map we're lost

    the whole scene of them arguning about Laguna getting them lost again made me laugh a lot

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    Dr. Kadowaki:"Oh my...It's not everyday I see you walk around with a girl! Is she your girlfriend?"

    Squall: "Yes."

    Rinoa: "Are you serious!? Squall!? I'm gonna take it seriously."

    Squall:"I'm serious."

    Rinoa:"Woo. I'm speechless."

    Squall:"I'm seriously joking."

    Rinoa:"Oh... well, I guess that's a pretty good one for you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Singing_Wings
    Dr. Kadowaki:"Oh my...It's not everyday I see you walk around with a girl! Is she your girlfriend?"

    Squall: "Yes."

    Rinoa: "Are you serious!? Squall!? I'm gonna take it seriously."

    Squall:"I'm serious."

    Rinoa:"Woo. I'm speechless."

    Squall:"I'm seriously joking."

    Rinoa:"Oh... well, I guess that's a pretty good one for you."

    i dont remember that

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    I do but i can't remember when, it was funny.
    Last edited by TasteyPies; 06-16-2004 at 03:27 PM.

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    It was on Rinoa and Squall's "date" when he gives her a "tour" of the garden... i guess it was just after the garden got mobilized, so it might only happen if she doesnt go to the missile base... im not really sure
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    Hmm... the funniest? Squall a really serious guy you know but...

    Squall: Your... breath......

    Soldier: What's that?

    Squall: STINKS!!

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