favourite funny quotes

[selphie666]

Oh, if only he would slap the trout out of Rinoa... (Me <-- Rinoa hater)
:P

[User Name]

Ahhh Rinoa I would've gone at it in Disc 1 if I was Squall. But I don't like Selphie she's kinda know what I mean?

[selphie666]

WHAT?! *mutters angrily, being that she just got up and hasn't had quite enough peanut butter to be able to kick anyone's ass.*

[SomethingBig]

"That's just great, I have Chickenwuss and a guy who just reached puberty in my squad." ~ Seifer

[Polaris]

At Esthar

Laguna: You are those trhat were inside our head. We thought you were some kind of faires. Well if this wasn't a urgent case we just stood here and talk.
Kiros - You're not gonna (hurry?) if President Laguna keeps talking, so why you don't throw some questions?Squall - How did you get here?
Laguna - *Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk*
Squall - Why did I ask that?
Squall - Explain the mission.
LAguna - Ah straight to the point!
Odin - Iz that my turn?
LAguna - Yeah, make it short and easy to understand!

[Lord Xehanort]

Squall needs to slap the trout out of Rinoa and Selphie, then snuggle with Zell asking, "So, you like hot dogs?" Or snuggle with Irvy asking, "You wanna see a really big gun?" *laff laff laff*

Funny Quote:
Irvine: WHOA! Look at all these antique guns!
Zell: Yeah, they belonged to my grandfather.
Irvine: Can I hold 'em? Please?
Zell: Well... okay.
*gunshot, screen goes blank*
Squall: (I knew he'd do that.)

Or something along those lines.

[CloudSquallandZidane]

"Listen up! Teamwork means staying out of my way!
- Seifer Almasy FFVIII

"You don't get along with Seifer, do you? Heard he whooped you good this morning."
- Zell Dincht to Squall Leonhart FFVIII

Dr. Kadowaki:"Oh my...It's not everyday I see you walk around with a girl! Is she your girlfriend?"

Squall: "Yes."

Rinoa: "Are you serious!? Squall!? I'm gonna take it seriously."

Squall:"I'm serious."

Rinoa:"Woo. I'm speechless."

Squall:"I'm seriously joking."

Rinoa:"Oh... well, I guess that's a pretty good one for you."

Had me ROLLIN on the ground laughing!!!

[soulICE]

when balamb is being liberated, and you take quistis with you to zell's room, she comments about the t-board and how zell lost control of it once and ended up in the girl's bathroom but i think the irvine scenario is funnier..

"i dreamt i was a moron" <- classic.

[zacks_clone]

when balamb is being liberated, and you take quistis with you to zell's room, she comments about the t-board and how zell lost control of it once and ended up in the girl's bathroom but i think the irvine scenario is funnier..

"i dreamt i was a moron" <- classic.

I dont think i ever took irving into Zells room.hm.

Yeah,the moron bit is a classic.Perhaps one of the few lines in that game I can actually remember off the top of my head

[Trumpet Thief]

The "I dreamt I was a moron" quote was hilarious, along with all the other things Squall said during the first dream with Laguna, Kiros and Ward.

Also, during the Dollet mission:

Zell to Squall and Seifer- "I thought you guys were enemies, 'cause you're acting all buddy buddy now"

And..

Seifer- "One day I'm going to tell you 'bout my romantic dream!"

Selphie was hilarious at times as well, like when she would always want the door to open in the train. "Door, Open!"

[syun_ukiya]

The "I dreamt I was a moron" quote was hilarious, along with all the other things Squall said during the first dream with Laguna, Kiros and Ward.

Also, during the Dollet mission:

Zell to Squall and Seifer- "I thought you guys were enemies, 'cause you're acting all buddy buddy now"

And..

Seifer- "One day I'm going to tell you 'bout my romantic dream!"

Selphie was hilarious at times as well, like when she would always want the door to open in the train. "Door, Open!"

that's nice...

[lonely]

Zell is always saying funny things. for example when he wanted to look at Squall's Gun Blade and Squall wouldn't let him. that bit was really funny.

[disapointedchild]

This one happens on disc one after the ball dance thing, between quistis and squall.

This is how it pretty much goes.

Quistis:Theres a secret place at the back of the training center where garden students go after curfew, would you like to go with me there?

Squall:If we are going there to tell them they are breaking curfew, then leave that to the disiplinary committee.

Was pretty funny i thought