No matter how many times I look at that picture, I find that costume to be so, so very wrong. It just shouldn't exist. I mean, it's like... no! Bad. Baaaaaad. I would rather the skimpy bikinis that everyone apparently hates or even a girl in skiwear, or whatever. Maybe a sheet. Maybe have this girl who dresses in a sheet. Right over her head! Even a deflated outdoor blow-up baby bath. Wear that! But don't wear this thing! It's like a freak waterproof apron made from the leftover material they use for those raincoats half the kids had when they were eight years old.

Oh, the character. Uh, I dunno. I'm way too bothered by the costume.