Thynges to think about.

[Boromakus]

George W. Bush's granddad and Bayer helped to fund the Nazi party.

The Vatican manufactured poisons for Hitler to use on children and old people.

The Secret Service killed JFK.

McDonald's burgers have the highest fecal content out of all fast food chains.

On the one dollar bill there is a Latin phrase that translates as "A New Order for the Ages." It is below the same symbol that represents the Illuminati.

AIDS was originally a biological weapon created by extremist eugenicists to kill blacks and gays.

Hitler designed the Volkswagen and used Jew and Slav slaves to manufacture it.

Cardinal Law protects rapists, Judicial Law protects murderers, and HIGH SCHOOLS PROSECUTE KIDS THAT DON'T WANT TO BE IGNORED.

That ain't right.

[DocFrance]

OK. I'll go put on my aluminium helmet to block the mind-control rays now.

[eestlinc]

I like when my burgers taste like trout!

I'll tell you what "ain't right"...

[TheAbominatrix]

Gotta love unsubstantiated libel.

[Shadow Nexus]

..I only see three replies to this post.

Where are the others? Or am I crazy and just imagined them? O_o

Edit: Uh, sorry, aparently the forum has some kind of rollback. Data problems, I guess.

[Big D]

Yep, server change. Several days' worth of posts vanished.

Anyway, virtually everything claimed in the first post is false; there are several I don't know enough to comment on, but I can say with reasonable certainty that these ones aren't true:

The Vatican manufactured poisons for Hitler to use on children and old people.

The Secret Service killed JFK.

AIDS was originally a biological weapon created by extremist eugenicists to kill blacks and gays.

Hitler designed the Volkswagen

Cardinal Law protects rapists, Judicial Law protects murderers, and HIGH SCHOOLS PROSECUTE KIDS THAT DON'T WANT TO BE IGNORED.

In fact, World Events is supposed to be a forum for discussing actual events in the world, so I'm not really sure what this is doing here in the first place.

[Bolt]

Mcdonalds is bad.. But tastes very good it is for fat people here is a funny clip of a thing called "Rock and roll mcdonalds!" Rock n' mcdonalds

[Kirobaito]

In fact, World Events is supposed to be a forum for discussing actual events in the world, so I'm not really sure what this is doing here in the first place.

You mean these things aren't true?

Boromakus - you forgot the fact that Church's Chicken has substances in it that make black men go sterile.

[TheAbominatrix]

Mcdonalds is bad.. But tastes very good it is for fat people here is a funny clip of a thing called "Rock and roll mcdonalds!" Rock n' mcdonalds

Yay Wesley Willis! He rocks. Too bad he's dead, it makes me sad.

[Shadow Nexus]

Mcdonalds is bad.. But tastes very good it is for fat people here is a funny clip of a thing called "Rock and roll mcdonalds!" Rock n' mcdonalds

I thought I had good reasons to avoid McDonald's.

I was wrong, now I know them: It encourages flash movies that involve God killing kittens. And some weird leopard person or something.

[The Captain]

I believe I heard that McDonald's secret item in the fries was some sort of meat oil.. and it led to all sorts of problems. I think that may have been a few years ago however.

Again, I'd prefer truth served with a side of sanity myself.

Take care all.

[Nemesis the Warlock]

The Vatican manufactures chemicals? I heard of changes in the Catholic Church, but never expected them to turn the pope's palace into a factory.

Hitler was no engineer. I seriously doubt he could have designed one of the most reliable car engines in the world.

Don't know about AIDS, but it's more likely that it's a mutation caused by compulsory hepatitis vaccination in Africa. Why should it be designed against black people, when white people can get it just as easily?

The Eye in the Pyramid wasn't just the symbol of the Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria. It's also a mason symbol, and has been used for all sorts of stuff. Are Camel cigarettes Illuminati-made? They've got a pyramid on them.

[Shadow Nexus]

Don't know about AIDS, but it's more likely that it's a mutation caused by compulsory hepatitis vaccination in Africa. Why should it be designed against black people, when white people can get it just as easily?

Because they did not expect for it to extend that much.

No, I don't believe AIDS was created. Dunno, maybe, there are reasons to believe it was, yet no evidence. It's an interesting theory though, I love conspiracy theories, not because I believe them, but because I find them very curious, and some even have sense. It's still fun to read, along with all the spiritualist stuff and ghost stories which I don't believe at all. Not bad to kill time though. It also gives some ideas for stories to think up when you are bored in class.

[Skogs]

I think that AIDs is thought to be a disease that was endemic to monkeys, but crossed the species barrier to humans. Diseases that cross the species barrier are quite often much more dangerous to the new species to the old one.

[Big D]

Hitler was no engineer. I seriously doubt he could have designed one of the most reliable car engines in the world.

Ferdinand Porsche, of sports car fame, designed the Volkswagen Beetle. The rumour that Hitler was involved is merely an urban myth.

I think that AIDs is thought to be a disease that was endemic to monkeys, but crossed the species barrier to humans. Diseases that cross the species barrier are quite often much more dangerous to the new species to the old one.

That's true. The virus mutated a little, enabling it to infect some poor soul who was bitten by a monkey; from then on, we know the rest. It's simply not possible that the virus was "designed" by anyone for any purpose; 1970s genetic engineering didn't have the capability. Even today, we don't; hence why FOXDIE and Syphon Filter remain plot devices in video games rather than real threats.