So the second guard gets tired of Ray Charles doing the fighting and decides to take matters into his own hands. He runs up and plants a nice smack in the middle of Cloud's stomach with his nightstick. Cloud, of course, has rock-solid abs,

"Why didn't they use a Life spell on Aeris?" Answer: "Because she had a large sword run through her spinal column, silly."


For the most part, we all know how guns work. Pulling the trigger harder will not make a rifle any more powerful (try all you like, though).

L....M.....A.....O


these quotes had me cryin like a japanese school girl accidentally crappin her skirt when she tried to fart....