Born a bastard.
Baptised as a Roman Catholic.
Found out that the Bible contradicts itself frequently.
A priest told me that all bastards go to Hell.
A 'friend' told me that all people who aren't heterosexual go to Hell.
I am now Non-Denominational.

~Ansem~

PS... I recently realized that Jesus was a bastard too, and God created all people in his image... even bisexuals. Apparently, God is confused of his sexual orientation. Plus, I refuse to place my faith in something hypocritical.